’Twas the Night Before Christmas…Larry takes crass liberties with the classic old poem & science itself to serve his own narrow, selfish ends!
by Larry Powell ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land global warming was here. It was grand! It was grand! Cars would start! Ice would melt! Folks wore their light clothes! While up through their chimneys mere wisps of smoke rose! On the air one could hear mindless broadcasters say, "It's seven degrees. Hope this thaw lasts 'til May!" But up at the pole it was not Santa's day. Two of his reindeer had just passed away. Dasher and Dancer had sadly drowned while playing with mates confined to the ground. There was a river they could normally cross but its ice had grown thin in the tenuous frost. So the two were not helped by the fact they could fly and the deep, clear water is where they did die. The Great Bears of the north met similar ends just as learned scholars did portend. Christmas day dawned - but alas, 'twas not white! Lawns were brown - fields were black. I t just didn't seem right! The skis and toboggans the kid